Hear† shaped bruises

what I would do, what I would give, just to be held for one night.

Isn’t she the most gorgeous dwarf you’ve ever seen?

Isn’t she the most gorgeous dwarf you’ve ever seen?

This is how I’m spending my 21st. SOMEONE RESCUE ME!

This is how I’m spending my 21st. SOMEONE RESCUE ME!

its my 21st tomorrowwww!!f

Feel like such a child. 

Oh well. 

I get a week off work too. 

And my boss gave me a tenner in my card! 

You and Jim should fall in love, stay together forever and have weird looking babies.
Anonymous

hahahahahaha this is the funniest, best ask I’ve ever had ever!

Me and Jim are nothing more than friends, so no. and hahahahaahaha.

So I just got a text from Jonny saying that he’s been locked out of his house for 4 hours with nothing but a pair of shorts and some flip flops on - poor bastard

had to laugh a bit though. 

looks like it’s date night rather than afternoon. 

Cried because I got stood up by a bloke that I was barely interested in romantically and now I’m drinking wine.

I swear I make my own life so wahh wahh fucking blah blah blah. 

Oh well. I have wine now. 

be careful what you wish for

I’ve been stood up